The Funny Stuff
Max was walking around the room moving his arms with great excitement: "The Spiderwick movie is...awesome!"
The boys were saying what everyone's farts sound like (I know, a house of boys). Andrew proceeds to say, "Dad's farts sounds like this (insert tiny sound effect here) ... but they smell deadly!"
Max says, "Dad fart in his bumb!
Aidan told me the following jokes:
Knock, knock... Who's there... Pile up...Pile up who... Get it, Pile of Poo.
Knock, knock... Who's there... Freep...Freep who... Get it, Free Poo.
Knock, knock... Who's there... Europe...Europe who... Get it, You're a Poo.
Andrew asked if they could stay up late tonight. It was 9:27pm at the time. Shane said, "Sure, you can stay up until 9:30pm." Andrew looked at the clock and quickly said, "That's not good enough Dad!"
Apparently we only talk potty talk at our house today!
The Sweet Stuff
Max was walking around the room looking down. Suddenly he says: President Hinkey died.
Aunt Anna: Max, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Max: Jesus
2 comments:
Oh man, yeah, kids say the darndest things...ha ha! I told one of your kids jokes last night to kary...after Colton started talking about Poo...ha ha! Must be a boy thing.
Cute kids! Jake thinks talking about farts is funny too. It is definitely a boy thing.
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